I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
do nipples grow back?
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