i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
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