Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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