You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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