so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
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I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
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I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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