Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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