Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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