My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
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Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
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I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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