so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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