On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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