trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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