can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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