And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
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he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
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You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
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