bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
we should paint friendship bongs
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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