is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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