He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
don't judge my taste in strippers
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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