I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
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I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
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We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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