Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
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Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
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Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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