Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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