I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
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so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
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Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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