Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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