His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
But theres a keg here and me gusta
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Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.