playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
These 23 Dudes Get Giddy From Dem Titties
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.