If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Randomize
