He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
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