hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
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All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
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After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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