it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
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