omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
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should my penis look like a turkey
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
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I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
How does one acquire holy water?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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