id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
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I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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