Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
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Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Success! We fucked roommates!
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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