Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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