at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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