He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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