I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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