Dual....:-)
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
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Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
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You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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