you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
Randomize
