seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
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At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
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how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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