She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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