i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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