It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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