We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
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I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
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i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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