Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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