Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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