How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
did i just pee glitter
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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