There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize