I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
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I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
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Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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