It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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