Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
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So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
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She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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