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I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
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I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
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Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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