they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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