He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
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At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
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Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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