Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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