I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Randomize
