I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
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She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
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This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I'm just crazy horny about you
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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