You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
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Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
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Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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