weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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