i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Found your dick twin last night
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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