i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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