That's when you crack a 10am beer
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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