im about as happy as oj after his trial
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
