...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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